Splash! “Help! I’m sinking!” “Flop, you’re a frog. Frogs don’t sink.” “Aww, Flip, you’re no fun. I was just pretending!” “Why don’t we pretend happy things instead of scary ones?” “Hmm… maybe because it’s exciting? Sometimes you’re such a pole in the mud, Flip.” “Stick, Flop, not pole.” “Stick, pole, …
Pirate Preacher