Once upon a time, beside the Caribbean Sea, there lived a young pirate named Stinky Foot.
Stinky Foot’s feet smelled bad. Flowers wilted when he walked by.
Stinky Foot’s feet smelled so bad that girls held their noses when he entered a room.
Stinky Foot’s feet smelled so bad that tough sailors cried, and fishermen buried their heads in bait buckets.
Stinky Foot’s feet smelled so bad that even his own mother would sometimes make him wear shoes to bed and sleep with the window open. Even in the winter!
One day Stinky Foot invited Toothless Tina to share his squid sandwich. She told him to go away and not come back until he smelled better.
Pirate Preacher